Some raccoons greet the world with curiosity and excitement. This one has questions. Mostly about why you’re bothering him.

The Unamused Bandit Hoodie features a detailed raccoon portrait wearing an olive-green knit beanie and an expression that says absolutely everything without saying a word. Perfect for raccoon lovers, introverts, sarcastic personalities, and anyone whose resting face occasionally does the talking.

No explanation necessary.

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